Thursday, 11 October 2007 And my picture! attatch SEE HOW DIFFERANT I HAVE WRITTEN THIS LOL ......XOXOXOXO "P" FUNNY HUH! ............CONFUSED I BET THE CYBERSTALKER IS LOL.......... SORRY FOR MAKEING YOU POST ALL OF THIS LOL.........SHIT !!!
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From: johnhutchison
To: "PARIS HILTON"
Subject: Re:
Date: Mon, 18 Aug 2003 02:39:25 -0700
yes ok you just sent it ??????????
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From: PARIS HILTON
To: heffect@infinet.net
Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2007 1:52 AM
Johnny, add my diary please on blogg! xxooxx Paris
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Paris Hilton Diary
Dear Diary:
This is so sad. Britney Spears lost her kids.
She is such a sad, sad, sad case.
Who marries their back up dancer? He was such a no body. Now he has total control over her.
She messed up … he jumped all over it and now he will make her life miserable and those children have such pathetic parents.
Does that look like someone who has $60 Million? She looks like such white trash … which is basically what she is. So sad, so sad, so sad.
XXXOOOXXXOOO
Paris H
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Silver is the Hottest Color this Season
Paris | Being ME!!! | Wednesday, 10 October 2007
Dear Fans:
This is so hot! Head to toe silver. Silver is the hottest fashion statement and I LOVE IT!
I had so much fun at Nicky’s birthday. Her new restaurant at the Luxor in Las Vegas is going to be so great!
xxxoooxxxooo
Paris
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I love the internet! and Yves St. Laurent
Paris | Being ME!!! | Tuesday, 09 October 2007
Dear Diary:
I love vintage dressing. I am going to do a lot more of it?
Isn’t this vintage Yves St. Laurent totally delicious?
Maybe I should have been born in the sixites.
Uh, oh, no, don’t think so. THe internet didn’t exist in the sixites.
Al Gore hadn’t invented it yet.
So, I would not be famous!
Never mind!
This as my mother’s dress originally but I think it looks totally coool.
XXXOOOXXXOOO
Paris H!
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Paris Hilton Open Letter to David Letterman
Paris | Losers: Alec Baldwin, Tucker Carlson-others | Sunday, 30 September 2007
Dear David:
I know I have been the butt of many of your jokes. Still I came on your show.
You treat others with respect … because you know they will not return if you do not. You would not do to Martha Stewart what you did to me.
You did not treat me with respect.
You humiliated me on your show.
I will not be returning. You sunk to a new low to get a laugh.
I am sad for you and sad you treated me the way you did.
Please, stop calling and stop sending flowers. That’s way to creepy.
xxxoooxxxooo
Paris H!
Disclaimer: This site is intended for parody only and was not created by Paris Hilton nor intended for any purpose other than entertainment. Any referenceds to Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie or Britney Spears are ONLY in jest. I truly wish them nothing but the best!
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Going to Rawanda
Paris | Being ME!!! | Thursday, 27 September 2007
I am going to visit Rwanda in November to highlight isuues of poverty.
This represents my post-prison commitment to use my celebrity status to highlight important causes.
I want to bring more attention to what people can do to help.
Did you know that with all the tribal warfare life-expectancy is just 39 years.
In 1994 a humanitarian crisis was sparked following the genocide of as many as 1 million people, after centuries-long tensions between the native Tutsi and Hutu populations boiled over.
According to the humanitarian group CARE, only 41 per cent of the country’s population currently has access to clean drinking water.
Scott Lazerson of Playing for Good, an organisation which helps high-end business and entertainment personalities become involved in a variety of charities in vited me and I thought I could help.
xxxoooxxxooo
Paris H!
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Paris | Being ME!!! | Tuesday, 25 September 2007
Paris Hilton
Dear Paris:
You never wear acrylic nails? Why is that?
Thanks,
Alesandra
Dear Alesandra:
You are right. I never wear fake nails!
Basically I think they look cheap and they are dangerous.
Of course, I have my OWN makeup artist come to my house. But public nail salons are downright dangerous!
The Board of Cosmetology gets thousands and thousands of compalints.
Sometimes they cut cuticles with the same drill used for grinding down nails and use it on many customers without cleaning it or even stopping to take care of the blood spill.
Some nail salons are not licensed or are practicing with fake licenses, which are easily obtained.
And the chemical in nail salons are the same as used in an auto body paint shop.
The products are suspected or known to cause cancer and birth defects. For many dangerous ingredients, the long-term effects - five, 10, even 20 years after exposure - are unclear.
There are no requirements for ventilation or protective gear for manicurists. Masks worn by some salon workers will shield them from dust, but not fumes.
And the government isn’t making sure that the nail polishes, removers and acrylic nail products are safe - that’s up to the manufacturers.
The risk of bacterial or fungal infections from salons practicing sloppy hygiene are just too high.
The FDA does NOT have the authority to force cosmetic manufacturers to prove that their products are safe - even if the public raises concerns.
Why take all those risks for something that just looks fake and cheap?
Thanks,
Paris H!
Disclaimer: This site is intended for parody only and was not created by Paris Hilton nor intended for any purpose other than entertainment. Any referenceds to Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie or Britney Spears are ONLY in jest. I truly wish them nothing but the best!
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I Am Up on Political Events! I Am FOR FREE SPEECH!
Paris | Being ME!!! | Monday, 24 September 2007
Dear Paris:
What do you think about President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad speaking at Columbia University in New York? And what do you think about his fashion image?
Arafu
Dear Arafu:
You probably think that is a trick question for me. Well, it’s not! I definitely know what’s going on and I keep up with politics! Does that surprise you?
First: Fashion image? I have been wondering, did he like used to drive a delivery truck and get a lot of those windbreakers for free? I mean they do not even have his name embroideried on them. I guess because he has such a L=O=N=G name.
It would be really hard to get his whole name on there. But he could have a cute little crest on there like our presidents had on their windbreakers, you know, the navy blue ones they would wear at Camp David.
I mean that’s like an exclusive fashion item, like, you have to be President of the United States to get one. But will Hillary get one if she’s President … and what if Bill wears his old one … would that be like a fashion/political faux pas? Now that’s a real question!
But, I really think he should wear a nice suit and get his beard trimmed and that hair cut … is terrible. Maybe while he’s in New York he could get a decent makeover.
I heard last year when he was here he had no luck at the clubs. The girls just blew him off … and I can totally understand why. He so needs to update his image. I mean, he’s the president of a country and he looks worse than delivery guys.
I mean his pick up line is, how would you like to go out with the President of a country. Like, no one believed he was the president of anything much less of Iran.
Now about speaking at Columbia. I’m okay with that … if he gets a decent suit. I mean he just cannot show up wearing that delivery guy windbreaker. No one will take him seriously.
Like everyone already thinks he’s pretty wacky. I mean for Ahmadinejad to call the Holocaust “a myth” and to call for Israel to be “wiped off the map” just means he’s delusional or not too bright and his fashion sense tells you that this guy should so not be the President of Joe’s Cleaners much less a country.
It’s hard to speak in public and answer questions and with those kinds of views … I mean I had a hard time on Larry King. I can just imagine how hard it is for someone who just does not have a good grasp on reality. I think this will be very interesting. I was going to have lunch at the Ivy but NOT NOW!
I think it will be great to hear what he calls “correct and clear information.” That’s what he told people in Iran he was going to give the U.S.
I am going to watch the students and teachers forum speech and question and answer forum at Columbia University at one-thirty EDT today on CNN.
He said, “The United States is a big and important country with a population of 300 million. Due to certain issues, the American people in the past years have been denied correct and clear information about global developments and are eager to hear different opinions.”
I cannot think of a better group of people than Columbia University for the question-and-answer forum.
I mean he had an interview yesterday on “60 Minutes,” and no one protested that! He’s speaking at the National Press Club and that’s okay. Why shouldn’t he speak at Columbia?
Columbia President Lee Bollinger has refused to cancel the event and promised to introduce the talk himself with a series of tough questions on topics including Ahmadinejad’s views on the Holocaust, his call for the destruction of the state of Israel and his government’s alleged support of terrorism.
I’m watching CNN andf I hope he gets a decent suit … and preferably a complete makeover!
XXOOOXXXOO
Paris H!
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